HOTTIE HUNK ALERT: Lucas Vercetti goes shirtless, has a 6-pack
Whaddup guys? It's Vercetti. Lucas. Call me Luke if you guys want.
Just wanted to say SUP and that I've been working on some music of my own. Don't get met wrong, I'm really appreciative for my job at the Odd Future retail outlet store. We're even thinking about opening a new store at the Outlet malls. You know, the ones 40 miles outside of town where fat old ladies go because they think they are getting deals by driving so far away, and they make a day out of it and have a nice brunch at Cracker Barrell. It'll be sick. I hope I'm not transferred there, though.
I just want to get out of the shadow of the guys. You know, sort of like a spinoff show. Maybe like 'Frasier' after 'Cheers,' 'Joey' after 'Friends', or 'Maggie's World' after 'The Simpsons.' Even if I fail, I will know that I tried to make it on my own. Without any charity from the Odd Future guys. They treat me like shit all the time, but it's a good gig. I even get to date some one who was harvested in Demi Moore's womb. It's CRAZY to watch 'St. Elmo's Fire' and know that I have a personal connection to it.
Now that's what I call a brat pack!
Plus check out my 6 pack! Skating actually gives you a FULL BODY workout. My core is effing ACTIVATED. Don't listen to the haters that don't think it should be an Olympic sport. I might never make it to the X-games, but that's not why I skate. I do it to clear my mind. It's when I get a moment of peace when I'm not being forced to lick feet by Tyler and the guys. I truly hate them and I want to escape. Tallulah gives me strength.
Well, I have to go gather some papers because we are being audited. It SUCKS. I hope I didn't eff up the inventory. We were on cash basis accounting for a while, so I would take some off the top here and there, so maybe I should fess up but I don't want to go to jail. U know how it is. Thakns for listening guys. Please comment and support.
LUCAS WAS HERE.